Once there were three daughters and they all wanted to get married. They couldn’t afford it so they asked their parents for help. So the parents said “We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married”.
So they got married. All three daughters then said “I want a honeymoon” They couldn’t afford that either. So again they went to their parents. The parents said, “We can’t afford it either, but you can have your honeymoon here.” The daughters agreed and had their honeymoon at their parents house.
So on their honeymoon night their mother woke up and decided to go downstairs and get a drink. As she passed the daughter’s room she heard screaming. She thought about knocking on the door, but decided it was better not to. When she reached the second daughter’s bedroom she could hear laughing. Again, she decided against knocking. When she reached the third daughter’s room she heard nothing. She almost knocked to make sure that they were actually in the room.
The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter “Why were you screaming?”. The daughter replied “Well mother you told me to scream when something hurt.”
Then the mother said to the second daughter “Why were you laughing last night?” The daughter replied “Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled”.
Then the mother said to the last daughter “Why didn’t I hear anything coming from your room last night?” The daughter replied “Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full”.
Well my mother taught me manners too. “Never talk with your mouth full” was an important rule. However, that doesn’t mean that I can’t moan, gasp and gurgle! I personally think blow jobs are the most intimate sexual act. A blow job is about trust and control. To give a great blow job requires skill and enthusiasm. Trust me, if you have never had a blow job from some one who loves to give them and has lots of practice, you have no idea how good it could be.
I love to give phone sex blow jobs. I am so into giving head, it doesn’t take much to get my imagination going. I can taste the cock in my mouth, feel the way it fills my throat, feel his hands in my hair… Its gets me wet just thinking about it!
Call me for hot blow job phone sex and learn the difference between “that was okay” and “WOW”. If you’ve never tried phone sex before, check into our phone sex specials. You could win free phone sex for your first call.
Nora
855-TALk-LST
P.S. Tell me a dirty joke on the call, and I’ll send you an extra picture or two in your email just for making me smile!
I was sorting through my millions of bookmarked lingerie and kinky toy sites recently when I came across these lovely nipple clamps. I am a huge fan of nipple play and I have a rather large collection of toys to use on my subbie pets and myself. However, I am always on the look out for something new.
This particular pair of nipple clamps just looks stunning to me. I love the way an O ring looks against the skin. Its just begging to be played with. I can picture putting a pair of these on my favorite subbie and just being completely unable to resist the urge to tug on them constantly. I know the poor thing would be whimpering non stop. Not that whimpering subbies are a bad thing, mind you. Making a helpless subbie moan, whimper and beg on command is such a rush. That’s the best part of domination phone sex as far as I am concerned. Its more like a very special personal symphony, played only for me.
I had a particularly pathetic sounding pet the other night. His fantasy was to be tied to a rope spider web and whipped across his back and shoulders. Then to have all his sensitive spots gone over with my riding crop. At first I gave him a light almost teasing touch with the crop. Let him think I was in a gentle mood. I think that was almost worse for him. Its my choice after all how I want to use him. If I just wanted to tease all those lovely dangling bits with my crop, then that was all he was going to get. I think that I got more whimpers and begging from NOT doing anything painful than I did from some of the whipping!
It turned out all right for him in the end though. He got used exactly the way he needed, and I got to dress up his poor sore and over sensitized nipples with some pretty and painful jewelry.
I am crazy about sex toys of all different kinds. If you find one that you would just love to have me use during our call, email me about how to send it to me. I guarantee that I will use it during the next call we do after I’ve received it.
Nora
855-TALK-LST
The results are in at last! Two weeks ago I started a sexy contest on the Talk Lust phone sex blog. It was a lot of fun to write and even more fun to see everyone’s guesses and their reasoning. Thank you to all of you who played.
The answers are as follows:
1. About my first time…. TRUE!
You all fail on this one. 2 of you said I was lying about the car. 1 said that the 4th of July was always too hot to even think about fucking. Several of you commented that the other two had to be true so this was a lie by process of elimination.
2. About blow jobs… TRUE
Well, maybe you all know me better than I thought. Not a single one of you assumed anything other than the fact that I loved giving blow jobs. Well done!
3. Belly dancing…. FALSE
I have to admit that this was kind of a trick question, because I did actually dance at Rakkasah, however I wasn’t in a troupe. In between professional dance sets there is a free dance time. I went up on the stage with several of my friends and 30 other convention goers I had never met and danced my ass off for 20 minutes. It was amazing!
Sorry, no one got the free pictures this time. however, everyone who played should be getting an email saying they have five free minutes with the fantasy phone sex girl of their choice.
Check back with me again often for new ways to get free phone sex and naughty pictures. Read my naughty blog posts on TalkLust.com
*kiss*
Nora
